Oh no, what is this? Mutant Alert!

We have a mutant item! This is a metal figure of some kind. It is solid and rather heavy. It is also rather badly done.

What is this thing for? There is NO EXCUSE for the sideways bonkey eyes on this. Note the shrivelled ears and gooey spikes. This couldn't be used for much, it would even be a scary door stop. The thing in the background is a sugar-jar, so you can see the size. What this is good for may remain a mystery...